Call the Cops! #SOL19

 

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“The Police were involved.” No teacher out of the building for a week-long PD institute wants to receive a text from their sub with those words in it. Especially when they are a Kindergarten teacher!

Here’s what went down.

  • Kindergarten boy asks to use hallway bathroom when classroom bathroom is occupied.
  • Said Kindergarten boy doesn’t return after reasonable amount of time.
  • Sub goes in search of said boy and can’t find anywhere.
  • When returning to classroom to tell co-teacher boy can’t be found, sub finds said boy hiding under coats in cubby area. Said boy find this hilarious. Sub does not.
  • Sub scolds boy and then hauls him to School Counselor’s office. Counselor is running the show while the Principal is with me at PD.
  • Counselor scolds boy. As she is sending sub and boy back to class, she spots School Safety Officer making his rounds and calls him over.
  • Safety Officer scolds boy and then sends him and sub back to class.
  • Mom and Dad aren’t amused when they learn of said child’s inappropriate and unsafe choice.
  • Said boy significantly scared within an inch of his not-quite-6-year-old self.

How was your Monday?

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9 thoughts on “Call the Cops! #SOL19

  1. Oh dear! Part of me was genuinely relieved to read about the final outcome. I have to admit that my associations with cops and kindergartners is a much more fraught one – as in Black and Brown children being suspended from KG or PK classrooms, or manhandled by insensitive resource officers. This is unfortunately what comes to mind for me in such a context. I’m glad it was much less grave than what I feared.

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  2. Oh my goodness! Years ago, during my first week of teaching first grade, one of my students bolted out the classroom door and headed for the exit! I didn’t call the cops, but it sure got my heart racing! There is never a dull moment when five and six year olds are involved (or seven, eight, or nine, for that matter). Looking forward to hearing more about what you’re up to at Harvard!

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